Very Funny Quotes

Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isn’t right, it isnt the end.

To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?

Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Save paper don’t do home work.

Life is Short – Talk Fast!

Practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 Never steal. The government hates competition

 School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and we are the PRISONERS!

 I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.


7 Responses to Very Funny Quotes

  1. Stephen January 13, 2012 at 8:52 AM #

    Excellent quotes & true

  2. HAIDER ALI786 January 12, 2012 at 10:48 AM #

    nice one

  3. Mubarek Alamin85 January 12, 2012 at 2:20 AM #

    never try to steal or the government will be waiting on you on the north star competition. `~`

  4. Msnewton2001(at)yahoocom January 11, 2012 at 9:58 PM #

    These are really cool. Especially after few previous moral stories !!!

  5. The Ninja Master January 11, 2012 at 9:58 PM #

    LOL nice!

    We never really grow up; we just learn how to behave in public.

    Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them ae stupider than that.

    I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

    No matter how good you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better. -Ellen Degenres

    Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than that problem.

    • SyrianGirl January 19, 2012 at 3:35 AM #

      Good ones sara and Ninja Master XD

      • Sara January 19, 2012 at 7:27 AM #

        Thanks SyrianGirl!