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Husband & Wife – Jokes

Husband on Death

From his death bed, the husband told to his wife and said, “One month after I die, I want you to marry Jack.”

“Jack! But he is your enemy!”

“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”

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The Wedding ring

At a friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ”

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”


14 Responses to Husband & Wife – Jokes

  1. Shakabansh5 January 8, 2012 at 4:23 PM #

    The second one is nice

  2. Teresita Castellano January 5, 2012 at 2:07 PM #

    it is another option she has.

  3. Fencing Liverpool January 5, 2012 at 12:32 PM #

    love all of them – except the
    first one maybe ;0) Might try and remember a few and tell the love, honor and
    obay at the wedding im going to next week!

  4. Fencing Liverpool January 5, 2012 at 12:32 PM #

    love all of them – except the
    first one maybe ;0) Might try and remember a few and tell the love, honor and
    obay at the wedding im going to next week!

  5. promotional gifts January 5, 2012 at 11:07 AM #

    A lady took her poodle for a walk. the dog did not walk ahead of her,
    behind her or beside her, or on one side. How is this possible?

  6. seo comapny January 5, 2012 at 10:57 AM #

    It really makes a lot of happiness and smile on the face of the human body.

  7. Nacira January 4, 2012 at 7:35 PM #

    LOL  funny  I like it

  8. Mubarek Alamin85 January 4, 2012 at 2:52 PM #

    Purple people

  9. Junedayz January 3, 2012 at 10:16 PM #

    i like the last one….couldnt she just divorce him 😉

  10. Prof Hela200 January 3, 2012 at 6:24 PM #

    why always anti-women?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????  i dont understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Junedayz January 3, 2012 at 10:16 PM #

      I wouldn’t call it ani-women, rather: Why aren’t men made fun of =P

  11. Hafsah January 3, 2012 at 5:03 PM #

    lol these jokes r soooooooo funny!!!!!!:)

  12. Hrhaji January 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM #

    I liked both Hsuband and Wife jokes,, keep up sara

  13. SyrianGirl January 3, 2012 at 6:15 AM #

    Nice ones XD