World’s Best Joke – Winner

Two Hunters

This is worlds best joke according to Wikipedia

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He says, “I think My friend is dead! What can I do?”.
The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says “OK he is Dead, now what?”

Did you like this joke, Please write in comments section below.

34 Responses to World’s Best Joke – Winner

  1. mubashar April 5, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    no this is not best joke

  2. Friend April 4, 2012 at 2:30 PM #

    😛 But Nice ONE …….. 🙂

  3. Lolanasr55 January 27, 2012 at 3:20 PM #

    its funny but not the world best joke

  4. fathima January 24, 2012 at 4:30 AM #

    i too don’t think that this is a world best joke

    • Sara January 28, 2012 at 10:48 AM #

      Me too 🙂 . That’s what wiki says.

      • ak47 April 4, 2012 at 8:34 PM #


  5. Joarder shariful January 22, 2012 at 4:14 PM #

    this is not a joke actually.

  6. f.e January 20, 2012 at 11:23 PM #

    The same judges who classified this as the world’s best joke,brand innocent ‘people’ as violent just because they follow a religon. But see what these very ‘judges” rate as the world’s best? “joke” There jokes preach violence.

  7. Vaseem January 20, 2012 at 7:36 PM #

    what one thinks as a joke may not seem funny to others… this is the best joke according to wiki, not according to the whole world… so relax.

  8. Welwasim January 20, 2012 at 8:11 AM #

    i think that man is also very funny who decide that this is best joke i hope so u all agreed with me that this is century worst decision.

  9. Umar Abdulrahman January 19, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

    It doesn’t worth winning local world joke let alone world best joke.

  10. Adnan January 19, 2012 at 5:29 AM #

    Not a good joke

  11. Babu January 18, 2012 at 7:31 AM #

    Why this man is shooting him immediately. He could have tried waking him up before shooting him.  

  12. Adnan January 18, 2012 at 4:49 AM #

    not bad

  13. Nazermo January 17, 2012 at 9:32 PM #

    It is sick joke

  14. Mahdikabbashi January 17, 2012 at 8:46 PM #

    i don’t like idiotic jokes they are third rate .

  15. Salman January 17, 2012 at 5:46 PM #

    stupid joke

  16. Anonymous January 17, 2012 at 4:07 PM #

    nope i have better jokes
    maybe i can post them later in the comments section

    • Sara January 18, 2012 at 5:24 AM #

      sure madoo, why not!!

  17. Chachooj1 January 17, 2012 at 2:50 PM #

    A woman came at registration office and complained that there is a mistake in her id card, she marked as widow instead of wife, as her husband is alive. The Officer asked her to come along with husband he will correct the card. She came next day with husband and asked the officer to correct the card. Officer shoot her husband and asked the lady now card is correct. 

  18. Javed Butt January 17, 2012 at 1:18 PM #

    Very old joke. I heard a similar one about 30years ago. It goes like this.
    A couple enters the National Identity Card office in Karachi (pakistan) and complains to the officer that you have made a mistake with my card and put marital status as widow whereas my husband is alive and has come with me..The officer askes her to bring her husband. When he enters the room the officer pulls out a revolver and shoots him. Returnig the card back to the lady, says “your card is ok now.” 

  19. Khalid January 17, 2012 at 11:00 AM #

    not too good to be world best joke

  20. Parvez Ahmad January 17, 2012 at 10:53 AM #

    no i didn’t like this, becuase it hearts……

  21. nguyen January 17, 2012 at 10:07 AM #

    good joke but not to the extent of being the best!! thanks for sharing friend..

  22. saquib January 17, 2012 at 9:32 AM #

    its not worth world best joke

  23. N Kiran126 January 17, 2012 at 9:31 AM #

    In a sense it is very funny. I want to see at least the 10 best rank jokes to judge it best.

  24. Nisay. January 17, 2012 at 9:18 AM #


  25. Zajadoon January 17, 2012 at 8:59 AM #

    with the huge sound of gun fire man does’nt given any response, that means he is no more alive?
    good joke but doesn’t worth worlds best joke tiltle.

  26. Ali January 17, 2012 at 7:39 AM #

    I think there are many jocks more funny than this one, so it is not the best one but it is nice one, I like it, thanks for sharing 🙂

  27. Bitar Bassam January 17, 2012 at 7:25 AM #

    It is full of violence…sorry I do not like it and I do not like Hunting itself as it hurts the innocent animals….!!! this joke  is not the best joke ..then it should not be the winner..?

  28. Sajidw2000 January 17, 2012 at 7:05 AM #

    no , I did not like it

  29. Gr8ravikishore January 17, 2012 at 6:31 AM #


  30. Zaffariqbald1 January 17, 2012 at 6:24 AM #

    Yes it is one the good jokes

  31. Hamed Mansour Hamed January 17, 2012 at 6:15 AM #