Best years of my Life

A famous speaker said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”

Audience was shocked. The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!” (Laughter and Applause)

A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!”

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally said “…and I can’t remember who she was!” and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.

Moral: Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste!


13 Responses to Best years of my Life

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 8, 2012 at 8:27 PM #

    Never try to fool your wife!!!!!!!!!!! Or anyone for that matter!

    Aboki’s Comment too is nice.


  2. Aboki September 26, 2011 at 1:41 PM #

    he’s pretty lucky he regained consciousness in a hospital…
    next time he’ll look very well before taking a leap

    Nice moral!!!

    • Ali September 27, 2011 at 6:06 AM #


  3. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 15, 2011 at 4:28 PM #

    Haaaahaaaa LOL thats just hilarious haahaaa :p

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  5. Humayundaud September 15, 2011 at 10:17 AM #

    awesome, especially the moral: DON’T COPY IF YOU CAN’T PASTE
    aaala :p …

  6. Manmali Com September 15, 2011 at 9:11 AM #

    good very good it is not a joke but it is true of our life.he is a wise men who say this amazzingggggggggggggggg.

  7. bush September 15, 2011 at 8:58 AM #

    Abier, don’t be too harsh on men! what would you say, if it was the other way around??
    the guy was just too excited……

  8. Ibrahim September 15, 2011 at 8:48 AM #

    very funny…. 

  9. Abier Al.Madfah September 15, 2011 at 8:01 AM #

    Yeah don’t copy if you can’t paste… 
    Men can be so stupid (or they are always stupid) lol :D:D

  10. Shakabansh5 September 15, 2011 at 7:58 AM #

    He is right 

  11. HAIDER ALI786 September 15, 2011 at 6:50 AM #


  12. Rami Youssef September 15, 2011 at 6:41 AM #

    that was hilarious……..