Patient: I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors.
Doctor : Why didn’t you come to me earlier?
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A fat lady: (To a health expert). Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.
Health expert: Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.
Fat lady: At which particular time?
Health expert: Whenever anybody asks you to eat.
darn cheeky. haha
ha ha ha great deal
HAHAAHA 2ND IS AMAZING THANKS FOR SHARING…
HAHAAHA 2ND IS AMAZING THANKS FOR SHARING…
haa lol never heard that one b4 (2nd one)lol
Nice! 😛
the second one was good….
Okay for the last time stop being NOT Funny; its only fun to read. But, not if I heard it.
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Good Doctor informe the fat lady to turn her head lift & right thats mean ‘NO’ if any body try to give her food it is reasonable. thanks
bit old jokes 🙂 but nice 🙂 …
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA the second one is brilliant XD