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Patient & the Doctor

By on July 30, 2011 in ar, Jokes

 Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!

 Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem?

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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

Doctor: A shoebox.

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn’t I, you stupid !!!!!

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Doctor: “I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got diabetes and Alzheimer’s”

Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have diabetes”

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39 Responses to Patient & the Doctor

  1. Nuhammad Abrar Qureshi June 14, 2015 at 1:26 AM #

    In present time of tress and stray, interesting and funny jokes, no doubt can bring a chuckle on some tense and frowning faces. It is just like lighting a candle in deadly darkness. Hope and wish to keep it up please.

  2. Farouk Kamal August 23, 2014 at 5:32 PM #

    Patient and the Doctor are
    nice funny stories.

  3. mahmood February 18, 2013 at 12:42 AM #

    silly jocks

  4. UmBER August 14, 2012 at 5:08 PM #

    hey its quite funny yar.. keep it up…

  5. Aloo2 July 1, 2012 at 3:34 PM #

    And who on earth say those jocks about patients..???
    Open your eyes well,,,they all about those stupid doctors,,
    If the doctor reply to you ( GET A SHOOE BOX )
    what will u do ??/
    Lollllllllllllllll

  6. Bal May 12, 2012 at 7:23 PM #

    Hiya Sara! It was a funny joke.But try not hurt peoples feelings.Keep them coming i enjoy your other jokes.xx

  7. Abdul funmi March 21, 2012 at 3:45 PM #

    it is humoruos

  8. skybeen March 18, 2012 at 1:35 PM #

    let me say that the jokes are usually based at the confusions between the two or more……its just matter of I.Q level which makes some one laugh or if others take it seriosly personal with narrow thinking….sorry if m not right,but i have the right to share my views

  9. skybeen March 18, 2012 at 1:25 PM #

    nearly new jokes…..

  10. Hunainsaya August 3, 2011 at 10:48 PM #

    i didnt like this joke and friendly tell you please dont send any more jokes like this. i am very disheart your joke.

  11. Nidal August 2, 2011 at 12:29 PM #

    Its not funny att all
    try somthing else…………without hearting peoples feelings.

  12. Mohamoud July 31, 2011 at 7:35 PM #

    You can’t ever understand what a patient -whatever his/her disease- what is he/she is going through, unless u have been there.. to make fun of patients is really bad, Just give thanks to God, that u r healthy, and pray to God for the ill pple to be cured from whatever they’re suffering from …. Only the sick pple know the true value of being healthy

  13. Mohamoud July 31, 2011 at 7:23 PM #

    I would say it a good news for the patient to have Alzheimer’s, because he will forget the he has Diabetes…. 🙂

  14. Shakabansh5 July 30, 2011 at 11:12 PM #

    Hi,Sara : The patient askd the Doctor plz.help me ,he should take care of here seriously ,no joke.

  15. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  16. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  17. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  18. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  19. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  20. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  21. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  22. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  23. Ro0ona July 30, 2011 at 9:14 PM #

    I totally agree with @Anon seriously you can’t make jokes about cancer or any of those hard diseases!!!

  24. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 30, 2011 at 8:53 PM #

    lol Nice jokes thou!
    Thankss 🙂

  25. Khadija Tul Kubra July 30, 2011 at 4:43 PM #

    whoever composed and shared this message should be ashamed of him/herself. how can you make fun of this??? r u guys human?

  26. mustafa July 30, 2011 at 4:26 PM #

    are all those effects from cancer

    is anon a hacker???

    i think he’s right anyway

    • Ezra September 5, 2011 at 4:03 PM #

      No Anon is not a hacker, nor a he!

  27. Junedayz July 30, 2011 at 3:53 PM #

    the joke would have been funnier if the patient ddnt have cancer. its should have been patient and thats it…i really hope that non of us go through cancer because it is the deadliest way of dying 🙁 …reading this and knwoing some one who has cancer doesnt make t funny…

    please be aware of the joke you post… 🙂

    have a nice day…

  28. Guest July 30, 2011 at 2:20 PM #

    not funny a all ……………..!

  29. mahmoud hashem July 30, 2011 at 1:21 PM #

    I think it is not funny to joke about cancer patients

  30. noralone1 July 30, 2011 at 12:54 PM #

    I have cancer, I have it since last november, and believe me these jokes made me cry 🙁

    • Junedayz July 30, 2011 at 3:54 PM #

      unfortunately people dont think these days …:(

    • Ali July 30, 2011 at 7:35 PM #

      We apologize to all those who are hurt by our jokes and admit it was inadvertent.
      Also remember, that we are also humans and are prone to mistakes. And we try to rectify ourselves whenever anyone points out.
      Hence we have removed the word Cancer, from the above jokes.

    • Mohammad Ali August 3, 2011 at 11:59 PM #

      Check out the documentary “food matters” it’s on netflix too. Also gerson.org. You’re doctor can only tell you about FDA approved methods of treatment, unfortunately.

  31. Zeeshannoor7 July 30, 2011 at 9:54 AM #

    I like the jokes on this site, but i hated this one. Please atleast leave cancer patient alone. please don’t make fun of it. :(.

  32. Anon July 30, 2011 at 9:35 AM #

    I’m all for jokes but jokes about cancer patients are serious and not in the slightest bit funny. This is coming from a Macmillan professional who has seen and experienced close family and members of the public face Cancer; some have even lost their lives to it. Please be more aware and take a more sensitive approach…this could potentially reduce someone, who has been diagnosed with Cancer or know someone who has been diagnosed, to tears. 

    • Humayundaud July 30, 2011 at 9:45 AM #

      I agree Anon. This should be taken care of dear admins …

  33. Anonymous July 30, 2011 at 6:52 AM #

    The first and the last are awesome! I also like the others 😉

  34. Anonymous July 30, 2011 at 6:52 AM #

    The first and the last are awesome! I also like the others 😉