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Dumbo Jokes – Very Funny

 Dumbo found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

 What will come first, chicken or egg?

 O Man, what ever u order first will come first.

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A man comes and tells Dumbo: Bobo! Your daughter has died!

 Depressed, Dumbo jumps from 100th floor.

 At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!

 At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!

 At 10th floor he remembers I’m Dumbo not Bobo!

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Dumbo was standing below a tube light with an open mouth.

 Why?

 Because his doctor advised him:

 “Today’s dinner should be light !”

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 One Dumbo professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

 You know why?

 Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

 All were busy writing except Dumbo.

 He wrote:  “Due To Rain, No Match!”

 

 

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18 Responses to Dumbo Jokes – Very Funny

  1. Algazali February 19, 2015 at 12:43 PM #

    Sharp and witty! Responses draw one out into real excitement no matter how dull your day may have been.

  2. Jamila Kagdi July 7, 2013 at 1:12 PM #

    Nice and funny jokes.

  3. Sonah August 22, 2012 at 11:45 AM #

    Intelligent combination of wit n humour.

  4. shameem May 13, 2012 at 6:48 PM #

    good one!!

  5. sharif123 May 5, 2012 at 11:26 PM #

    Sara,
    Jumping DUmbo is a class. Dead man will start laughing.

  6. wasim May 5, 2012 at 12:43 PM #

    If Dumbo is a living type of humens then may be few people were thinking…what is to laugh in it???…dumbo 🙂

  7. Ed March 30, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

    last one isn’t dumbo but smart 🙂

  8. Gnabuabakar August 13, 2011 at 5:40 PM #

    Dumbo is really dumbo! This is really funny. I enjoyed all of it.

  9. Rasheed Kaippally August 4, 2011 at 8:38 AM #

    ??????????? ?????????…………

  10. mustafa July 30, 2011 at 4:10 PM #

    how did dumbo be a professor

  11. Anonymous July 30, 2011 at 6:51 AM #

    Nice one Sarah 🙂

  12. Anonymous July 30, 2011 at 6:51 AM #

    Nice one Sarah 🙂

  13. Junedayz July 30, 2011 at 4:06 AM #

    haha! dumbo really is dumb! how can he not know his own life story?
    i

  14. Goldypearl July 29, 2011 at 10:10 PM #

    nice ones.

  15. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 29, 2011 at 7:52 PM #

    lmao nice. i like the first two the most
    lol

  16. Nacira July 29, 2011 at 7:48 PM #

    sooooooooo funny specialy the third one

  17. Roydilawer July 29, 2011 at 10:47 AM #

    Its Really hilarious