A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a gift.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, “how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. “Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2010, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 25,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 25,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, “Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two parrots call him *”BOSS”!!
Dear Readers, How many of you have the same setup in your offices? Where you call a person Boss and he does nothing!! Please share with us.
Dear Sara
I read all your story which u send me really its very interested, i enjoyed. thanks Big Boss.
boss ‘cos he orders people to work.a gud boss does more of thinking a crystalization of opinions n ideas given him to come up wt what’s best for the establishment depending, still, on his “bossy” level. he is de boss ‘cos of this authority that he possesses.
A boss is different from others in how he appears to be at any given point of time and how me manages to find work for those who know the work but do not know where else but under the boss. He is boss when he reward them and himself with salary at month end.
Aperfect satire on those ‘good for nothing’in the bureaucratic system.
geting work from others is more difficult than doing work by urself.
I like joke it. but lesson to this:
(My Boss & I): when I take a long time, I am slow when my boss takes a long time he is thorough. when I don’t do it I am lazy. when he doesn’t do it he is too busy. when I do something without being told I am trying to be smart when my boss does the same that is initiative. when I please my boss I’ apple polishing. when my boss does it he is co-operating. finaly when I do good, my boos never remembers but when I do wrong he
never forget.
That’s great Hussain.!! Please share more stuff with us.
That’s great Hussain.!! Please share more stuff with us.
very true….
I do not know Sara if you know the story about the body parts that wanted to be the boss; if you do, then you know how can someone by the “Boss”, but if you don’t, email me and I will tell you who is the BIG BOSS.
my old Bo$$ used to sit around while i do the work lol
last boss used to do the work more than me loool
and i really like the story lmaoo 🙂 thanks
nice one
not some bosses rather all the bosses!!!
Wow! Great to find a post knicnokg my socks off!
nice
lol…some boss…
Actually Sara I’m still a student so I don’t have a Boss yet.
My boss really doesn’t do anything!!! :O
For me my boss does alot. Sometimes I feel sorry for him (:
What a meaningful boss!! :O
YES RIGHT 100% .I am boss……..
I never like these type of idiots and hate to work with them!
Well I ‘m still a university student and I haven’t met such a boss yet, and I wish I won’t . But I doubt it 🙂
I have one boss like this!!! Hope he does not see this -L:
i,m the boss ! any question ?
nice one…..
it is nice to be a boss