There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbor has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything”.
and the book is titled: “What Women Want!”
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A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,
“I’ve found a man just like father!”
Mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
I liked these more factual than fiction.
Excellent. . Very funny but some were it’s true. Thanks
Marriage is a good thing made to be enjoyed than endured. People experiencing challenges in their marriage should go to God in prayers, seeking His face to restore it. They should also be willing to tell themselves the truth about where each party is not getting it right, be willing to make sacrifices. Forgiveness is also key like Nelson Mandela forgave his oppressors. In all, I humbly request that we also bring to the fore on this platform stories on the positives in marriages. There’s been too much of the negative ones lately. Let’s not help the devil further in running down the marriage institution. If all the marriages of most of our parents were bad, many of us won’t even be alive to be commenting here. I wish us all well. Marriage is sweet. I’ve been enjoying mine for over five years now and the sweetness is not waning and will get sweeter like old wine in Jesus’ name, amen.
I like them all
lol Everyone, don’t take these jokes seriously! That’s why they’re jokes! I’m not married, but I think it’s funny reading these marriage jokes ^_^
Any contract has bilateral liabilities & marriage is one such contract (relationship).This sacred contract is often violated by both partners. One side can not be blamed solely.The intolerance has increased many fold in all the societies.And much more evident in western societies (because of openness) for violation of the rules of the game and increased intolerance.
Words of wisdom. Thanks Nizamuddin.
when will you talk in favor of women Sara?
Read 2nd and the last joke again.
no … not bad … they are worse … and are also not funny …
Such depreciated & depressed men!
I admit those jokes are very funny/but women are not that bad
u don’t know 😉
Husbands are inosants in front of wives bus wise in front of frients
Its wonderful but my spouse is extravagant
Most of these jokes are real… If not all of them, so women, BE EASY ON MEN..:)
GOOD ONE
lol…these are nice…and i like what Rami Y Nasser added…
thx for sharing
hahaha funny jokes you’ve got there 😛
But not all of them are true…. 😉
Please let me add some more :-
1- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
2- A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
3- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.and finally ……
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in 2 people remembering the same thing.
(no hard feelings sisters ……… but sometimes reality is a bit harsh)
Thanks a heap Sara !!!!
i like d first point
someof them are funny, some are wise
why are the jokes here always biased? why do they always claim that women are evil?