There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbor has it
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything”.
and the book is titled: “What Women Want!”
A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Man receives telegram: Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,
“I’ve found a man just like father!”
Mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”