Very Funny Short Jokes

There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbor has it


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”?

Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything”.

and the book is titled: “What Women Want!”


A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


Man receives telegram: Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated?

Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &

The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!


Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!


The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,

“I’ve found a man just like father!”

Mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”


23 Responses to Very Funny Short Jokes

  1. Abdul Waheed September 25, 2014 at 3:24 PM #

    I liked these more factual than fiction.

  2. Ayub Ahmed March 28, 2014 at 12:40 PM #

    Excellent. . Very funny but some were it’s true. Thanks

  3. Obinnaya Uruakpa December 17, 2013 at 1:34 PM #

    Marriage is a good thing made to be enjoyed than endured. People experiencing challenges in their marriage should go to God in prayers, seeking His face to restore it. They should also be willing to tell themselves the truth about where each party is not getting it right, be willing to make sacrifices. Forgiveness is also key like Nelson Mandela forgave his oppressors. In all, I humbly request that we also bring to the fore on this platform stories on the positives in marriages. There’s been too much of the negative ones lately. Let’s not help the devil further in running down the marriage institution. If all the marriages of most of our parents were bad, many of us won’t even be alive to be commenting here. I wish us all well. Marriage is sweet. I’ve been enjoying mine for over five years now and the sweetness is not waning and will get sweeter like old wine in Jesus’ name, amen.

  4. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 28, 2013 at 6:30 PM #

    I like them all

  5. Moktadir Rahman Shourav February 2, 2013 at 7:55 PM #

    lol Everyone, don’t take these jokes seriously! That’s why they’re jokes! I’m not married, but I think it’s funny reading these marriage jokes ^_^

  6. Nizamuddin Danwer February 2, 2013 at 12:53 PM #

    Any contract has bilateral liabilities & marriage is one such contract (relationship).This sacred contract is often violated by both partners. One side can not be blamed solely.The intolerance has increased many fold in all the societies.And much more evident in western societies (because of openness) for violation of the rules of the game and increased intolerance.

    • Ali - Admin February 3, 2013 at 7:31 PM #

      Words of wisdom. Thanks Nizamuddin.

  7. sharif123 February 1, 2013 at 9:01 PM #

    when will you talk in favor of women Sara?

    • Wasim February 13, 2013 at 3:41 PM #

      Read 2nd and the last joke again.

  8. Adonis Argus February 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM #

    no … not bad … they are worse … and are also not funny …

  9. Life_destiny90 July 15, 2011 at 1:16 PM #

    Such depreciated & depressed men!

  10. Anonymous July 11, 2011 at 11:26 PM #

    I admit those jokes are very funny/but women are not that bad

    • Asd August 4, 2011 at 7:24 PM #

      u don’t know 😉

  11. Rajputgk July 7, 2011 at 7:41 AM #

    Husbands are inosants  in front of wives bus wise in front of frients

  12. Praiser74 July 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM #

    Its wonderful but my spouse is extravagant

  13. Mohamoud July 6, 2011 at 11:42 AM #

    Most of these jokes are real… If not all of them, so women, BE EASY ON MEN..:)

  14. Haider Ali786 July 6, 2011 at 6:16 AM #


  15. junedayz July 6, 2011 at 3:11 AM #

    lol…these  are nice…and i like what Rami Y Nasser added…
    thx for sharing

  16. Abier July 5, 2011 at 7:54 PM #

    hahaha funny jokes you’ve got there 😛

    But not all of them are true…. 😉

  17. Rami Y. Nasser July 5, 2011 at 3:11 PM #

    Please let me add some more :-

    1- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

    2- A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    3- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.and finally ……
    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in 2 people remembering the same thing.

    (no hard feelings sisters ……… but sometimes reality is a bit harsh)

    Thanks a heap Sara !!!!

    • Fathimabintabdurrahman July 7, 2011 at 4:59 AM #

      i like d first point

  18. Goldypearl July 5, 2011 at 1:19 PM #

    someof them are funny, some are wise

  19. biased July 5, 2011 at 1:14 PM #

    why are the jokes here always biased? why do they always claim that women are evil?