Short Sameer Jokes – Very Funny

Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Sameer: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Sameer: You don’t know my father!
Mother: Sameer, come here.
Sameer: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Sameer: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Teacher: “Where were you born?”
Sameer: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Sameer: “All of me, Sir.”
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Sameer” said the teacher.
“‘Unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.”
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Sameer: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Sameer: There is no future in it.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Sameer: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Sameer: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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28 Responses to Short Sameer Jokes – Very Funny

  1. Marley Ritz January 14, 2015 at 3:01 PM #

    My cousin, dressed to kill and went to the American to attend an interview for a student visa.
    The visa officer took a very careful look at his documentation and was satisfied that he met all the requirements. She was about stamping a visa on his passport, when suddenly she asked him what ties he had that would ensure he returns to his country after his studies?
    My cousin replied her thus; I have various kinds of ties including bow tie, string tie and long silk tie!
    Needless to stay that she stamped rejected on his passport. Reason illiterate in English!

  2. mohd January 11, 2015 at 1:17 AM #

    thanks sara good joke

    • Sana - Editor FFJ January 14, 2015 at 11:31 PM #

      You are welcome. Glad you liked the jokes 🙂

  3. athar khan June 29, 2014 at 7:18 PM #

    Very Funny

  4. Rizwan June 29, 2014 at 2:33 PM #

    Very good.
    Apprciate u sara. Its a mood changer in busy schedules. Thanks
    RAMADAN KAREEM to all.

  5. Najlah June 23, 2013 at 3:01 PM #

    Very funny




  6. Sonah January 9, 2013 at 2:09 PM #

    Illegal and Unlawful.
    After listening to the answer, I figure the teacher scratching his hair, and wishing Sameer never answered, like his other friends.

  7. mohsin May 5, 2012 at 3:41 PM #


  8. wasim May 3, 2012 at 10:46 AM #

    10-0 = 10
    you dont knw my father 🙂
    if sameer’s teacher will ask for $ 6 from sameer’s father, how much left with him you know?
    ZERO 🙂

  9. Junedayz July 29, 2011 at 1:28 AM #

    my friend subscribed to this site because of the sammer and ahmad jokes..=P very nice! i really hope to get some more of these =D

    • Ali August 2, 2011 at 9:04 AM #

      Junedayz, if you also have some jokes please share with us.

  10. Nikithasomichan July 4, 2011 at 9:13 PM #

    Ha ha ha ha……… So funny i am laughing to death PUT some MORE jokes

    • Neethusomichan August 3, 2011 at 9:08 PM #

      Nikitha somichan u rock!!!!!

  11. Orion June 20, 2011 at 5:21 AM #

    haha very nice, you don’t know my father is awesome xD

  12. Vip-a June 14, 2011 at 5:32 AM #

    nice jokes i like All of me part lol

  13. nacira June 13, 2011 at 9:11 PM #

    for me I like the first one, when he answer: you don’t know my father

  14. Albarwani Zayed June 13, 2011 at 4:50 AM #

    very nice

  15. Namsrawah June 12, 2011 at 10:07 AM #

    Sameer is imaginative student 

  16. Shakabansh5 June 11, 2011 at 8:55 PM #

    Hi,Sara : I found Sameer smart enough and some times try to be stupped front his father

  17. Megoboss June 11, 2011 at 5:45 PM #


  18. Goldypearl June 11, 2011 at 1:43 PM #

    I think that Sameer must see a doctor, a ‘mental’ one.

    • Aloo2 September 5, 2012 at 1:05 PM #

      How come,,the doctor will charge 10$
      The Father has nothing left
      The female teacher has the 10$,,,
      Sameer shouting ”’MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm”‘

  19. funny June 11, 2011 at 1:23 PM #

    nice one

  20. Amr nawar June 11, 2011 at 8:08 AM #

    Further more,so much funny,continue.

  21. Majid June 11, 2011 at 7:57 AM #

    Very funny jokes, keep going. 🙂

  22. Yka1974alex June 11, 2011 at 7:54 AM #

    Funny Thanks

  23. Haider Ali786 June 11, 2011 at 6:41 AM #

    Very nice but not too much funny