Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Sameer: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Sameer: You don’t know my father!
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Mother: Sameer, come here.
Sameer: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Sameer: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Teacher: “Where were you born?”
Sameer: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Sameer: “All of me, Sir.”
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A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Sameer” said the teacher.
“‘Unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.”
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Sameer: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Sameer: There is no future in it.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Sameer: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Sameer: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
My cousin, dressed to kill and went to the American to attend an interview for a student visa.
The visa officer took a very careful look at his documentation and was satisfied that he met all the requirements. She was about stamping a visa on his passport, when suddenly she asked him what ties he had that would ensure he returns to his country after his studies?
My cousin replied her thus; I have various kinds of ties including bow tie, string tie and long silk tie!
Needless to stay that she stamped rejected on his passport. Reason illiterate in English!
Good joke, Thanks for sharing 🙂
thanks sara good joke
You are welcome. Glad you liked the jokes 🙂
Very Funny
Very good.
Apprciate u sara. Its a mood changer in busy schedules. Thanks
RAMADAN KAREEM to all.
Very funny
Nice
Good
Beautiful
Illegal and Unlawful.
After listening to the answer, I figure the teacher scratching his hair, and wishing Sameer never answered, like his other friends.
interesting………………………………
10-0 = 10
you dont knw my father 🙂
if sameer’s teacher will ask for $ 6 from sameer’s father, how much left with him you know?
ZERO 🙂
my friend subscribed to this site because of the sammer and ahmad jokes..=P very nice! i really hope to get some more of these =D
Junedayz, if you also have some jokes please share with us.
Thanks.
Ha ha ha ha……… So funny i am laughing to death PUT some MORE jokes
Nikitha somichan u rock!!!!!
haha very nice, you don’t know my father is awesome xD
nice jokes i like All of me part lol
for me I like the first one, when he answer: you don’t know my father
very nice
Sameer is imaginative student
Hi,Sara : I found Sameer smart enough and some times try to be stupped front his father
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I think that Sameer must see a doctor, a ‘mental’ one.
How come,,the doctor will charge 10$
The Father has nothing left
The female teacher has the 10$,,,
Sameer shouting ”’MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm”‘
nice one
Further more,so much funny,continue.
Very funny jokes, keep going. 🙂
Funny Thanks
Very nice but not too much funny