What is the Population of India?

The population of India is 100 crore.

But 19 crore are retired. That leaves 81 crore do the work. There are 25 crore in school, which leaves 56 crore to do the work. Of this there are 22 crore employed by the Central Government, leaving 34 crore to do the work. 4 crore are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crore to do the work.

Take away from above total the 20 crore people who work for State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!) And that leaves 10 crores to do the work. Total unemployed are 8 crore and that leaves 2 crore to do the work. At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving 80 lakh to do the work. Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.

That leaves just 2 people to do the work…….
You and me!!!

And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails. So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that’s why India is surviving!!!
Now, please close this mail and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don’t want India to suffer because of that!

Thanks to contributor Mohammed Javed.

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  2. Ayub Ahmed June 4, 2014 at 1:30 PM #

    Dear for your kind information indian population is 130 crore not 100 crore…..So that mean not only you working in india….Another 30 crore people’s also working.Hope you understand…

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  4. Syed A K Ahmed April 16, 2013 at 5:04 AM #

    one crore is ten million, one lakh (lac) is hundred thousand (that is 100 crore is one billion)

  5. Zafar Iqbal April 14, 2013 at 7:41 PM #

    Oh Please!

    Wish it were that easy!

  6. Aabu Naif April 10, 2013 at 3:11 PM #

    interesting, but since you’ve wasted your time writing and propably editing this crab no body is actualy working.
    another thought, why did you use indian english numbers?

  7. deepika April 8, 2012 at 7:45 PM #

    these idiotic rubbishes are sooo soo lame!

  8. Mohammed Mir August 11, 2011 at 11:00 PM #

    I’m pretty sure these statistics are wrong, but the moral is good.

  9. Anonymous April 8, 2011 at 8:04 PM #

    whenever we hear, read, or watch this we dont think about it and try our est to ignore it..but when it comes to somethin else we tend to share it with our friends and like it!? i hope everyone does their best in any given way? and ‘koul alrizq 3ala allah”
    “And whoever fears Allah, for him Allah brings forth a way out, and gives him provision (rizq) from where he does not even imagine…” (Surah At-Talaq: 2/3)


  10. Abuayad April 8, 2011 at 7:34 AM #

    Type your comment here.This guy has forgotten the infants & children who cannot do any work anyhow. There must be millions of them in addition to the sick , ill and unable to work !!!!