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Mobile Number – Husband & Wife

By on March 20, 2011 in Jokes

Mobile Number

A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as “My life”

After one year of marriage he changed the number to “My Wife”
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home”
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler”
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to “Wrong Number”

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59 Responses to Mobile Number – Husband & Wife

  1. ABDULMUSTAAN December 2, 2014 at 8:38 PM #

    so funny i like it

  2. Tabassum May 25, 2014 at 11:01 AM #

    Please Try to Avoid sending Two many Mails.

    Regards

  3. Tabassum May 25, 2014 at 10:59 AM #

    Please Try to Avoid sending two many Mails.

  4. Tabassum May 25, 2014 at 10:58 AM #

    Please i am getting two many mails from you, What is your Job . I Think Artist.

  5. Sajjad May 25, 2014 at 10:53 AM #

    its really a nice joke

  6. madhoor September 17, 2013 at 11:32 AM #

    nice1

  7. Surinder September 1, 2013 at 11:32 AM #

    Yes, you did bring a smile on my face. Thanks

  8. Surinder September 1, 2013 at 11:30 AM #

    Thanks Sara. This is a nice one. Please keep up the good work

  9. abdulwahed April 24, 2013 at 12:26 AM #

    and after 15 tears the husband left the home

  10. k April 16, 2013 at 5:07 PM #

    Sara,jokes apart please advice our Men to learn to appreciate their Wives and make them special every seconds of their life,for me my hubby remains my better half and the best partner i ever had.

  11. Anis alHarazi March 15, 2013 at 5:18 PM #

    Hi Sara,
    When I got married 38 years ago, there were no mobiles and hardly getting a normal telephone. Now I am using a mobile and my wife number is my life and dont get surprised because she just started knowing how to use one. So I hardly get any calls from her. Now I think I made you laugh, HAVE A VERY NICE DAY.

    FYI: We have six childrens and eleven grand childrens. (Thanks GOD)

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:12 PM #

      lol.
      Enjoy life Anis.

  12. alawad o.alawad February 20, 2013 at 7:48 PM #

    FIRST YEAR ;HUSBAND IS MY LOVER. 2YEAR WITH ME EVERY WHERE.5FORGET MY THINGS WHAT SO EVER. 10 OOH IS HE STILL HERE

  13. lamis January 21, 2013 at 12:26 PM #

    that’s why one should start from the step to go up
    unless one will go down – thank you

  14. abdo November 30, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

    HI SARA, THANKS A LOT FOR THIS JOKE THAT IS REALLY WHAT IS HAPPENED.

  15. milind tank November 19, 2012 at 9:35 PM #

    a newly married wife saved her husband’s no.as “my dear”after 1 year of marriage she changed the no.as “real fear”, after 2 year of marriage she changed the no. as “reverse gear”,after 5 years of marriage she changed the no. as ” leap year” ,after 10 years of marriage she changed the no. as “rotted pear”.

  16. Jane Edosomwan October 25, 2012 at 1:38 PM #

    De reisa, Que fuerte.

  17. Abdulkadir M. Baba October 16, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    It is really funny.

  18. Wasim August 23, 2012 at 4:30 PM #

    “Wrong Number” 🙂

  19. abdurrazaq August 14, 2012 at 8:47 PM #

    Sara, to me this is a new joke and a good one! However, I would like to know how the wife saved the husband’s number. That would also be interesting.

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 1:09 PM #

      lol…

  20. zia August 10, 2012 at 4:26 PM #

    They are good ones. To read forther you need to click for next page is bit doggy as some time left with half craie only

  21. Sonah July 15, 2012 at 12:53 PM #

    Communication has always been difficult between man and wife. The mobile has made it worse. If signal is poor, either may think it is deliberate.Next time the phone rings, the other will deliberately switch off. And their ye goes from my life to wrong number.

  22. Jaffer Quadri July 6, 2012 at 9:36 AM #

    Yes, it made me laugh. Keep it up!

    • Sara - Admin July 6, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

      Thanks Jaffer.

  23. Sudershan July 5, 2012 at 1:01 PM #

    You got to laugh and pity for sweet wife for wrong call.

  24. musty June 22, 2012 at 7:14 PM #

    yeah “Hitler” hhhhh

    • Sara - Admin June 23, 2012 at 11:46 AM #

      lol.

  25. stanley June 20, 2012 at 9:58 PM #

    Is a crazy world!

  26. um mustafa June 14, 2012 at 1:38 PM #

    yes, I do laugh …….very funny
    thank you dear Sara

    • Sara - Admin June 23, 2012 at 11:47 AM #

      Thnx.

  27. Nitin May 13, 2012 at 12:04 PM #

    heheheheeeeeeeeeeee

  28. thair May 3, 2012 at 12:27 PM #

    thank you ,you always make me laught

  29. Jaloodh April 23, 2012 at 11:12 PM #

    u made me laugh

  30. hilo April 21, 2012 at 1:19 AM #

    hi

  31. Ghulam Dastagir April 18, 2012 at 2:08 PM #

    It is good i am laughing.

  32. oday April 11, 2012 at 6:53 PM #

    Hahahahah what is that sara?after 10 years rong nomber. what about 25 years like mabey he will say the person you are looking for is orady bast way.hahahahah

  33. Zeshan April 6, 2012 at 12:51 PM #

    Yes, but i don’t believe that after marriage a man can suffer such bad idiaz or i might not be able to understand the exact situation as i am unmarried

  34. Ch.Atiq April 3, 2012 at 1:20 PM #

    As the sun rises from east and sets at west, we call it as a “Universal Truth”. To make our lives lighter, healthier, longer, sweeter….(and the list goes on…), I think we should categorize this marriage fact as a “Universal Truth” .. 😉

  35. Yunus April 2, 2012 at 2:59 PM #

    The man should exhibit understanding of the changes in the physiology and psychology of the woman, and marriage will be sweet.

  36. Zafar Iqbal April 1, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    Please don’t send old jokes! Surely you should be able to computerise and categorise your data bank of jokes, so that they are not repeated and once sent, will not be sent again!

    Ask any Indian software Company, and they will gladly do it for you – at a reasonable fee, I am sure!

    • Yunus April 2, 2012 at 3:03 PM #

      Remember that some of us are reading it for the first time, while some are just getting access to the internet and therefore not familair with the old jokes. To them it is mew..

    • Zafar Iqbal April 3, 2012 at 7:08 AM #

      Yes, Mr Yunus. Your point appreciated. My advice to the Sara people is to formulate a software, whereby they will NOT repeat their own jokes to their esteemed viewers, as is happening at present!

      Our software Companies are good at developing such projects.

      AND, NO, I am NOT soliciting any business, from them!

  37. sathar March 31, 2012 at 4:42 PM #

    Yar!!! Very old joke! As old as the invention of Mobilephone! Make some new!!!!!

  38. safari March 31, 2012 at 4:34 PM #

    hahahahaha so funny

  39. Zafar Malik March 30, 2012 at 12:55 AM #

    Almost the fact of life put into a very jovial joke. Very hilarous!

  40. Masood March 29, 2012 at 3:54 PM #

    LAGTA HAI TERE (5) FIVE SAAL HO GAYE

    AAGE KYA SOCHA HAI

  41. sharif123 March 28, 2012 at 10:21 PM #

    Yes,|Saraithily was indeed trurly hilarious.

  42. Sister March 28, 2012 at 9:35 PM #

    If the both Husband and Wife know their rights upon each other and love each other for the sake of Allah, surely both will have the sweetness of life till the end (death). Allah knows.

  43. Ismaila Baba March 28, 2012 at 7:00 PM #

    marriage is usually like that starting from love to familiarity and ends in confusion

  44. F. March 28, 2012 at 1:57 PM #

    hahahahahaahhahahaahah

  45. Suha October 27, 2011 at 11:01 AM #

    aw..hw bad of him..!

  46. Abier October 27, 2011 at 6:36 AM #

    awwww… men are just sooooo oppressed! lol anyone who thought “forced marriage”? hahahaha

    some men just doesn’t know about appreciation 😉

  47. mustafa July 25, 2011 at 3:59 PM #

    not quite good

  48. Baba March 30, 2011 at 9:23 PM #

    WRONG NUMBER!!! too soon to become a divorcee

  49. Mohammad Al-Ayoubi March 28, 2011 at 10:28 AM #

    LMAO

  50. Kamiabey March 26, 2011 at 6:32 PM #

    fazool

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