Archive | December, 2010

Consultation Fee – Cunning Lawyer

A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away. The butcher run’s after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer. He goes to the […]

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Expensive Doctor – Short Jokes

Expensive Doctor “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.” —————————————————————- Funny Patient “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yea, I shaved with the […]

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Pharmacist & Lady – Short Jokes

Lady & Pharmacist Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?” Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.” ———————————————————- Psychiatric Patients In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m King, so the […]

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Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts – Joke

Doctor & Patient A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I […]

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