A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away. The butcher run’s after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer. He goes to the […]
Archive | December, 2010
A Wife and Husband were speeding over 100 kmph on a motorcycle Wife: Slow down. I am scared. Husband: No this is fun. Wife: No its not. Please, its too scary! Husband: Then tell me you love me. Wife: Fine, I love you. Slow down! (more…)
Ali: I have the Ideal son. Basit: Does he smoke? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: Does he drink ? (more…)
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’ ————————————- Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.
Expensive Doctor “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.” —————————————————————- Funny Patient “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yea, I shaved with the […]
Lady & Pharmacist Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?” Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.” ———————————————————- Psychiatric Patients In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m King, so the […]
Doctor & Patient A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I […]