What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. ——————————————– Arguing with a lawyer is like playing with a pig in mud: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys […]
Archive | December, 2010
A Touching Story
Pencil: I’m sorry Eraser: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong. Pencil: I’m sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser: That’s true. […]
Mother’s Love – True Story
This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake. After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body […]
Lawyer and his Wife
A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari. The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren […]
2000 Dead Lawyers
1. Q: What do you call 2000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! 2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. 3. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? A. A waste of cement. 4. Q: […]
Employee Resignation – Very Funny
POETIC RESIGNATION The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don’t know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be […]
Short Jokes – Very Funny
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : […]
Whose dog is better?
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : […]
Doctor & Patient – Jokes
Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order. ——————— Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. ——————— Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your […]
Very Funny Riddles
Questions Q1:Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it? Q2.What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? {slide= To View Answers – Click Here} A1.Counterfeit money A2.BlackBoard {/slide}