Lawyer and his Wife

A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari.
The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren blaring. He thought: “He’ll never get me, not in this car.” and buried his right foot in the gas, 140, 160, 200… and the cruiser still behind him. So, he finally gave up and pulled over.
The HP officer approaches, asks for his documents, then: “I just had a horrible day and my shift is already over. So, if you give me an excuse I’ve never heard before , I’ll let you go.”
The lawyer thought for a moment and said: “See Officer, last week my wife left me for a High Patrol Officer and I was afraid it was him behind me trying to give her back.”
“You have a nice night, then.” Said the officer and left.

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7 Responses to Lawyer and his Wife

  1. Wasim November 10, 2012 at 12:32 PM #

    wife kidnaped, kidnappers cut one fingure of her and send it to her husband as an evidence, husband said, its not a sufficient evidence, plz send her tongue…

  2. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 6:48 AM #

    Forget the wife!

    Why do they have speed limits AND go on manufacturing Fast Cars. Why not just make the Car Engine stop at the speed limit?????

  3. abdurrazaq July 24, 2012 at 6:27 AM #

    That’s a good one from the lawyer. The HP officer must have been a married man to understand the lawyer’s predicament.

  4. banu April 20, 2012 at 6:28 PM #

    nice wit… thnks sarah

  5. Aboki September 23, 2011 at 10:58 PM #

    pretty witty for a lawyer this time…

  6. mustafa August 22, 2011 at 2:09 PM #

    the lawyer thought not tough

    i didn’t understand it

    • Ado October 22, 2012 at 9:45 AM #

      the lawer was happier without his wife so he did not want her back, perio