The Loud Wife – Joke

A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over.

“Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?” asks the policeman.

“That’s impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,” replies the driver.

The driver’s wife butts in and says, “Yes, you do, I’m always telling you to keep your speed down.”

The policeman says, “I also noticed, sir, that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car.”

That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt,” replies the driver. “No, you don’t, I’m always telling you to put your seat belt on,” says the driver’s wife.

“Damn it, woman,” the driver explodes, “can’t you, just for once, keep that big, fat trap of yours shut?”

The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car.

“Does he often speak to you like this, madam?” “Oh, no, officer,” she says, “only when he’s drunk.”


6 Responses to The Loud Wife – Joke

  1. Fatemah February 24, 2013 at 1:04 PM #


  2. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 6:20 PM #

    Nice joke!

    Let us not generalise and be-little women!

    The fact is that Truth can never be hidden!!!!!!!!

    It shall always emerge from the dungeons of falsehood.

  3. Abubakar Sadiq Umar August 6, 2011 at 12:21 PM #

    That’s a woman for you. What do you expect anyway!

  4. Anonymous August 4, 2011 at 9:34 PM #

    rofl what a stuuuupid woman XD
    Thanks God that not all women are like her, and thanks God that I’m not like her 😀

  5. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 4, 2011 at 8:30 PM #

    haaa lmao after all that complaining she says “only if hes drunk” which might have got him arrested lol 😛

  6. mustafa August 4, 2011 at 3:10 PM #

    that man is in big trouble