~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~ TEACHER: Paul, go to the map and find Africa. Paul: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa? CLASS: Paul! TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have twenty years ago. Jamie: Me! TEACHER: Johnny, why do you […]
checkout this video in which how a student learning from his teacher. I am sure you can stop laughing on them at all…Amazing Arabs..!!!!!!!!!
I thought hard about telling this true story because I don’t want my rewards to be reduced because what I did was purely for the pleasure of God and the rewards that I hope to get. Some years back, one day I was sitting at home when I heard a knock on the door. I […]
#1 Q: A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . . A:The Pizza,as it’s fast food! #2 We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two, 33 As Thirty Three, 44 As Forty Four, 55 As Fifty Five… Q: Then Why Don’t We Say 11 As Onety […]
#1 Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. #2 What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know—but the flag is a big plus. #3 Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Dumbo: No, thanks. I know how […]
#1 Ali: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ali: Your name on this report card. #2 Teacher: ‘Ali, you know you can’t sleep in my class!’ Ali: ‘I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’ #3 Teacher: What […]
This will definitely make most of you nostalgic 🙂 #1 Why are you laughing ? Tell us we will also laugh. #2 Speak Loudly ! Didn’t you have your breakfast ? #3 Why were you absent yesterday ? Bring your parents tomorrow! #4 What you did whole day ? Why you didn’t do your homework? […]
#1 Teacher: Johnny, If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 3, How many do u have left? Johnny: 10 Teacher: Well, what if someone forcibly takes away 3 of them, how many would you have left then ? Johnny: 10 and a dead body. #2 Chess and Reality Chess says everything about […]
Teacher to a sleepy student:Who invented Steam Engine?Student: What sir?Teacher: Yes that’s right. JAMES WATT.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge 😛 Teacher: Hadi! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Hadi: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. Employee: Arguing with your Boss is […]
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. Pupil : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet. Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Johnny : Don’t bite any Sammy: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Sammy: […]
