Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat’s milk. Indiraism: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism: You […]