Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong. UK: Not found on the Internet. India: F(IV)E This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering…. anything to do with using both sides of the brain. (more…)
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Very Funny Short Jokes
There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbor has it ————————– Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ————————– The world’s thinnest […]
Very Short & Funny Joke
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks and saying ” You are next “. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at funeral !! (Contributed by Muneeb Ahsan) (more…)
The Missing Husband – Hilarious
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was […]
Short Sameer Jokes – Very Funny
Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Sameer: $10. Teacher: You don’t know maths. Sameer: You don’t know my father! ———————————— Mother: Sameer, come here. Sameer: Yes, mom? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. Sameer: But I will only […]
Sameer & Salma – Jokes
Sameer & Salma are Husband & Wife. See below their funny conversations! Salma : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Sameer : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ———————————- Sameer: May I hold your hand? […]
Short Jokes – Very Funny
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : […]
Short Jokes by Johnny – Very Funny
1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2. Johnny-why r all these people running? Man– This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, […]
Mix Santa – Banta jokes
Mix Santa – Banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck […]
Short Corny Jokes
* An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" **Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???" The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!" **An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why? He didn't want to talk to her!!! **A man […]