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Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]

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The Difficult Interview Question

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you 5 easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!” The candidate thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.” “Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Egg or the […]

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Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

Table Manners – Sameer Jokes One day, Faisal and Sameer went to a hotel for lunch. As soon as the waiteress placed a large sandwich cut into two, Sameer quickly picked out the bigger half for himself. Faisal wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Sameer: “If you had […]

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Who is the Fastest?

Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest. The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow,  then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”. The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and […]

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This is for your Wife – 2 Jokes

Your wife loves this – Joke 1 Even though it was raining heavily and there was a thunder & lightening outside, I went half a kilometer to the nearest McDonalds & asked for 4 chicken burgers. The man at the counter told me “Your wife must like Chicken burgers,” he said. “How do you know […]

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The ABC of Marriage

Joke 1 After being married for 25 years a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.” She asks…… “What does that mean?” He said, “Admirable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Honey. She smiled happily and said….”Oh, […]

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2 Short Jokes – Enjoy!

Joke 1 A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest […]

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Corruption In India - Joke + 1 more

Corruption In India – Joke + 1 more

Dubai Hospital The patient was seen running down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.  “What’s the matter?” someone asked him.  He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.” “She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about […]

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What Would You Like To Drink?

What Would You Like To Drink?

A high profile man asks his guest, what drink does he wants. See the below conversation and enjoy. Question: “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, Milo, hot chocolate, or coffee? Answer: “Tea please” Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?” Answer: “ Ceylon tea […]

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What Is That Idea ? - Joke + 1 More

What Is That Idea ? – Joke + 1 More

Joke 1 Eight year old Reema brought her report card from school. Her marks were good! Mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However her teacher had written at the bottom: “Reema is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in the school. I have an idea I’m going […]

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