Two Dumbos were trying to measure the height of a portable light pole. They only had one measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down. A young gentleman comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and […]
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The Squint Judge
The cross eyed judge looked at the three suspects in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you plead?” “Not guilty” said the second suspect. “I wasn’t talking to you” the judge replied. “I never said a word” the third suspect replied. (more…)
Million Dollar – Joke
Essay on Million Dollars Sameer was attending his English class and the Teacher asked the students to write an essay on ” What would you do, if you had a million dollars” Sameer handed in a blank sheet of paper. Sameer ! shouted the teacher, you’ve done nothing. Why? Because if I had a million dollars, […]
How can you go to Heaven?
A primary school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor people, would I get into Heaven?” “No!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the house every day, mopped the floor, and kept everything […]
Family Joke in Classroom
In a classroom, the Teacher was teaching kids about family and children. There was one boy Akram who asked so many questions about children. Akram: I have one brother and two sisters. Teacher: Do like your brother and sisters. Akram: I do. I love big families. I have over 20 cousins and I love it. […]
The Expecting Soldier – Short Joke
A young soldier sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife’s expecting.” “Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife’s expecting.” […]
Two Words – Short Joke!
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words ofopposite meaning are brought together:- 1) Clearly Misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty Ugly 8 ) Seriously Funny 9) Only Choice 10) Original Copies And the best of all…… 11) Happily […]
Smart Mother – Funny Short Joke
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race […]