Teacher : “Khan, you talk a lot!” Khan: “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Khan: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Khan: “She’s a woman” ———————————– Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?” […]
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Good & Bad Lawyer – Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. ——————————————– Arguing with a lawyer is like playing with a pig in mud: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys […]