If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ——————— Practice makes perfect. But nobody’s perfect. so why practice? ——————— If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? (more…)
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10 Funny WHYs !!
Why, Why, Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance. Why do they use sterilized needles […]
Don’t Miss These Funny One Line Jokes
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. ——————————- Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them. ——————————- If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally […]
Funny & True Quotes
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until […]
Shortest & Funniest Jokes
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble, putting on your pants. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief […]