1. Q: What do you call 2000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! 2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. 3. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? A. A waste of cement. 4. Q: […]
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Whose dog is better?
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : […]
How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’ ————————————- Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.