One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.Instead […]
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Computer Poetry – Very Funny
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Compress was something you did to […]
Performing an autopsy
Performing an autopsy Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary’s Hospital? It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M. And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct? No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I […]
Lawyer and his Wife
A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari. The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren […]
Doctor & Patient – Jokes
Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order. ——————— Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. ——————— Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your […]
Mental Hospital
Javid and Zaki were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Javid suddenly jumped into the swimming pool and stayed there in the bottom. Zaki promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Javid out. The Medical […]
Health Jokes – Cancer Jokes
Health/Cancer Joke A man isn’t feeling well, so he goes to see his doctor. The doctor examines him, and then asks to speak with his wife. The doctor tells his wife that her husband has cancer. The wife asks “can he be cured?”. The doctor replies “there’s a chance we can cure him with chemotherapy, […]
The State Mental Hospital – Funny Joke
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, […]
Funny Marriage Quotes
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! ————————– Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ————————– Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ————————– I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two […]
Short Corny Jokes
* An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" **Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???" The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!" **An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why? He didn't want to talk to her!!! **A man […]