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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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3 Hilarious Lawyer Jokes For You !

#1 A Real life Court Conversation What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed autopsy, did you check for a pulse ? Doctor(Witness) : NO Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure ? Doctor: […]

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Attorney/Lawyer Jokes – Very Very Funny

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?                                                                                                                            WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was […]

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Lovely Lawyer Jokes

A group of gangsters burst into the conference room at a famous Hotel where the city lawyers were holding their Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The gang leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour. ——————————————————————— Two lawyers went into a diner […]

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Lawyer & Doctor – Joke

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out […]

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Policeman beats a Lawyer – Great Conversation

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility… Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A: ‘No sir. But […]

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Lawyer Joke – Mighty Funny

Generous Lawyer A local officer for a Charity Organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $450,000 you haven’t given a dollar […]

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Good & Bad Lawyer – Short Jokes

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. ——————————————– Arguing with a lawyer is like playing with a pig in mud: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys […]

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Lawyer and his Wife

A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari. The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren […]

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2000 Dead Lawyers

1. Q: What do you call 2000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! 2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. 3. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? A. A waste of cement. 4. Q: […]

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