Chemical analysis of a Women Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man! Element: Woman Symbol: WO+ Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up. […]
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Less in 21st Century
21st Century…. We are becoming lesser by the day Our communication – Wireless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education […]
Funny Definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master […]
The 3 faces of fooling
Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny
Number One Idiot in 2011 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. […]
New Operating System of car – Funny Joke
Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car […]
Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot) ———————————- Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR ———————————- Manager asked idiot at […]