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Very Funny Equations – Man & Woman

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = […]

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American Dilemma – Funny

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and […]

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Chinese & English – Hilarious Conversation

Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman.  The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is […]

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How Malayalees spread all around the world?

    Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, ‘I do not […]

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5 Hilarious Jumbo And Dumbo Jokes !

#1 Dumbo’s son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Dumbo: Give him a glass of water. #2 Jumbo: Why are you burying your driving license ? Dumbo: Because it is expired #3 Jumbo: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is **** Dumbo: You are […]

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Mother and Son – Very Funny Joke

Early one morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no […]

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Sardar hits back – Very Funny

A sardar living in Australia  goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in   Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to […]

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Team Work – very nice

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a […]

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3 Hilarious Farmer Jokes To Make Your Day !

Rocky, The Horse A visitor from another city drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Rocky. He hitched Rocky up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Barney, pull!” Rocky didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Sally, pull!” Rocky […]

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