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How to find a Husband – Nice Story

A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:  As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if […]

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Chinese & English - Hilarious Conversation

Chinese & English – Hilarious Conversation

Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman.  The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is […]

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Very Funny Equations – Man & Woman

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = […]

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American Dilemma – Funny

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and […]

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How Malayalees spread all around the world?

    Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, ‘I do not […]

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5 Hilarious Jumbo And Dumbo Jokes !

#1 Dumbo’s son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Dumbo: Give him a glass of water. #2 Jumbo: Why are you burying your driving license ? Dumbo: Because it is expired #3 Jumbo: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is **** Dumbo: You are […]

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Mother and Son – Very Funny Joke

Early one morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no […]

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Sardar hits back – Very Funny

A sardar living in Australia  goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in   Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to […]

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Team Work – very nice

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a […]

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