The Car Wife said to her husband: “The car won’t start, I think there is water in the carburetor” “How do you know that?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.” “I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.” “We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let […]
The Trained Professoinals After his return from London, Bob couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage section and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the baggage carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands. Then […]
#1 Boss says to his young new Secretary: Excellent, you did only two mistakes ! Now write the second word… #2 Husband asks wife: Why did you start making steaks different sizes ? Wife: Honey, didn’t you ask for some diversity in our daily diet ?! #3 In the midst of recession, everywhere are layoffs […]
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The research A man speaks 35,000 words daily while a woman speaks 40,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming all 35,000 words & wife starts her 40,000… The Sleeping Pills Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Okay Doctor, when should I […]
#1 A Cockroach’s last words to a man who is about to kill it: “Go ahead and kill me, you coward! You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and not afraid of you!” #2 A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is […]
Why did Dumbo throw butter out of the window? ‘Cause Dumbo wanted to see “Butterfly” It’s Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That’s Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday ! 😀 Son: Hey Dad ! Can I ask you a question ? Dad: But son, you just did! Son: […]
Man outside Telephone booth: Excuse me ! You are holding the phone since half an hour and haven’t spoken a word. Man inside: I’m talking to my wife ********** Husband sent a text message to his wife from office, “Darling, I will come home late today, please wash all my clothes I need them for my […]
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence: FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. Reason for selling: No longer needed! Got married! Wife knows EVERYTHING with backup server called “Mother-In-Law “ ********** Females never listen properly! Wife: I lost my keys again Husband: It’s in your Jeans Wife: Don’t […]
Joke #1 The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cheese on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cheese and ate it. Then, the […]
