Whats’ Shortage – Joke 1 Four friends , a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a American were walking down the street. A reporter comes to them & says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, “What’s meat?” The North Korean says, […]
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Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain & Sarah Palin
Joke 1 Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain & Sarah Palin are flying aboard an Airplane on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Obama: “Should I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.” Hillary: “Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills […]
Husband is the Head of family, but…
Husband & Wife -Short Jokes A husband reads an article from newspaper to his wife, which says “A woman uses 10,000 words a day, where as a man uses only 5000” The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and […]
Why is your Wife with You?
A Husband and Wife just entered their brand new house. It was a house that Husband had paid for with his money, a fact which he constantly reminded Wife. In each room of the house he said to her : “Dear, if it were not for my money, we would not be here.” Wife didn’t […]
Marriage Tips From Famous People
photo credit: christian.enders A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David […]