Mark was charged with stealing a Ferrari, and after a long trial, he was set free on lack of evidence. Later that day Mark came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. “Your honor,” he said, “I want to get my cunning lawyer arrested.” “Why ?” asked the judge. “He won the case […]
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The Mango Tree
Once there was a rich man who had a mango tree in his courtyard. All was going well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his courtyard at night and eat his mangoes from the tree. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought […]
The HR Manager – Funny Conversation
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation.So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: “My friend you have not worked here for even a single day.” The man […]
The Missing Husband – Hilarious
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was […]
Khan’s Jokes – Short & Clean
Teacher : “Khan, you talk a lot!” Khan: “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Khan: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Khan: “She’s a woman” ———————————– Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?” […]
Husband & Wife – Short Jokes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ————————- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ————————- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If […]
The Funny Family – Short Joke
Boy: My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling. Girl: Really? You must be kidding!! Boy: no, no, thats my brother. I am joking (more…)
Hilarious True Conversations from UK
Below are the True Conversations, from customers to Help Desk in UK. Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it? ————————— Helpdesk: What antivirus program do […]
From Gandhi-ism to Software-ism!- Indian Scenario – Very Funny
Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat’s milk. Indiraism: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism: You […]
Hilarious Joke – Husband & Wife
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. […]