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Farhan and Rehan Jokes – Very Funny !

Farhan and Rehan were quarrelling when the Master entered the class Master: Why are you both quarrelling? Farhan: We found a 100 Rupee note on the road, and we have decided that the one who tells the biggest lie gets to keep it. Master Angrily: You both are so shameless! When I was your age, […]

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Good Jokes – Enjoy !

Husband and wife conversation through sms Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?” Wife (at home): “I am dyeing…!” Husband jumps with happiness but says: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?” Wife: “You idiot! I am dyeing my hair” Husband: “Damn English Language” ******* A college student was told […]

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“Straight From Heart” Matrimonial Profiles – Ultimate Humour !!!

Here are a few Partner preference descriptions taken from matrimonial profiles Note: Please recheck your English grammar after reading this i wish for very simple guy. from educated family from UP state she is also know about his religion, and other homework (Homework ??? She’s probably looking for a housekeeper too) ******* i need a […]

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Unbelievable User Instructions – Enjoy!

Below are the user Instructions written on different products. Enjoy. 1.On a Sears hair dryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair! ) 2.On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter special! ) 3.On a bar […]

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Discussion of Terrorists – Hilarious

Teacher & Student – Joke 1 Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One student throws his bag out the window.. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Student: Me! I’m going home now. ————- Discussion of Terrorists – Joke 2 Two Terrorists having discussion in a Restaurant… (more…)

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Are You Addicted To Facebook??

Joke 1 No Homework Teacher: Why you didn’t do your homework? Jack: Sir, there was power failure so no light. Teacher: You should light the candle then. Jack: Sir, there was no Lighter. Teacher: Why you don’t have a Lighter? Jack: Sir, the candle was placed where we use to pray. Teacher: SO.. you should […]

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The Newly-Wed Wife

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows: “My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family“, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create […]

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The Wealthy Businessman – Hilarious Ending

One afternoon, a wealthy Businessman was riding in the back of his limousine when he  saw two men eating grass by the roadside.  He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, […]

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