One man got a child 1 year later – man asked the child-what to gift you? child said ping pong ball 2’nd b’day- Father- what gift you want? Son – ping pong ball 3rd b’day Father- what gift you want? Son – ping pong ball 4th bday Father- what gift you want? Son […]
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The Letter to God – Very Nice
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The Letter read: Dear God, […]
Interesting Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the […]
Less in 21st Century
21st Century…. We are becoming lesser by the day Our communication – Wireless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education […]
Quit Drinking !! – Simply Superb
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I […]
Truly Hilarious..(In Hindi) – Laluji
Laloo is an Famous Indian politician One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver couldn’t hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident. At the sight Laloo was deeply […]
If Christopher Columbus was married … – Hilarious
If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because, His wife would had asked him the following questions: * Where are you going? * With whom? * Why? * How are you going? * To discover what? * Why you? * What do I do, […]
What is the Secret of a Successful Marriage?
Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on […]
How fuuny English language
$$$$ HOW FUNNY ENGLISH LANGUAGE $$$$ There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand […]
The 3 faces of fooling