In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]
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It Happens Only In India
Have you ever seen such funny people doing funny things. If not have a look to this video.
The Most Infectious – Healthy Disease
Smiling is the most infectious Healthy Disease. Smiling is infectious, You catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, And someone saw my grin, When he smiled I realized, I’d passed it on to him. I thought about that smile, Then realized its […]
Are You Planning to Marry?
“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.” “What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!” “I know all that.” “Then, why did you invite your friend?” […]
Mental Aptitude Test – Pretty Amazing
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This […]
How to find a Husband – Nice Story
A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if […]
Demise of English Language !
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]
Japanese Earthquake,Tsunami & Nuclear Reactor Fire – Video
4 Very Funny Husband & Wife Jokes For You !
#1 Playing of the Roof A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat and also to be in touch with her mom. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: […]
Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers
Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]