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Are You Planning to Marry?

“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.” “What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!” “I know all that.” “Then, why did you invite your friend?” […]

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How to find a Husband – Nice Story

A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:  As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if […]

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Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]

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Demise of English Language !

Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]

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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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Very Funny Equations – Man & Woman

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = […]

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