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Money isn’t everything!

Money can buy a House…………But not a Home Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this […]

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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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Very Funny & True Definitions

Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters… Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life So that you can die rich. Father A banker provided by nature. Criminal A person no different from the rest ….except […]

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10 most Stupid Questions – Funny Answers

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, […]

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Ultimate Interview

      OFFICER—– ——— –WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?       CANDIDATE— ——— —–M P. SIR       OFFICER—– ——— –TELL ME PROPERLY       CANDIDATE— ——— —MOHAN PAL SIR       OFFICER—– ——— YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?       CANDIDATE— ——— —-M P. SIR       OFFICER—– […]

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Who is the Fastest?

Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest. The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow,  then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”. The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and […]

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Selecting a Place to Eat – Age Matters

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss-and- discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because they have very nice waitresses Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again, and once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed […]

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