I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. If I save time, when do I get it back? Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway. The statement below is true. The […]
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One Liners – Funny Quotes
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Behind every successful man […]
14 Funny & Interesting Quotes
The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.. One thing you can give and still keep…is your word. You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself. If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished. One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time. Ideas won’t work unless ‘ You’ do. Your […]
True & Funny Life Quotes
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ________________________________ To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ________________________________ The road to success??? Is always under construction. _______________________________ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it. ________________________________ All the desirable things in […]
14 Famous Quotes
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Unknown The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. -Joe Girard To think is easy. To […]
Funny & Interesting Quotes
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Birthdays are bad for you: the more you have the nearer you are to death. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on. I have noticed that the people who are late are […]
Funny & Inspirational Quotes
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson […]
True Quotes About Life
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. —————————— You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. —————————— Thank God for what you have, Trust God for what you need. —————————— Love…and you shall be loved. —————————— Everyone needs to be loved… […]