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10 Fantastic Quotes

Definition of Human being by a Philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper., ————————– And on those papers writes, “SAVE TREES”..  ————————– Always try to forgive the people who have hurt you, Otherwise they will occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND!  ————————– A man asked his friend “If everything is already written […]

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12 Double Meaning Quotes – Very Funny

Advertisement In a Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight…. One Lung At A Time!  ———————- On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.  ———————-  My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. ———————- Sign In Driving School: If […]

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14 Funny Quotes – Enjoy

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part […]

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10 Funny WHYs !!

Why, Why, Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance. Why do they use sterilized needles […]

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15 Funny & Meaningful Definitions

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies more. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKEN: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed […]

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Stupid sayings by Famous people

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina —————————– “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I […]

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Read & Enjoy

A male gynaecologist is like a car mechanic who never owned a car. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient. Some […]

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10 True & Funny Quotes of Life

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.  A problem is merely opportunity disguised. Desires are challenging to overcome and impossible to satiate. It is always much safer to follow than to lead. Nothing is definite except history and even that is subject to interpretation. Real life is just so unlike theory. You can see […]

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Hilarious Quotes – Enjoy

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s […]

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Very Funny Quotes

Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isn’t right, it isnt the end. To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want […]

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