FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around […]
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New Company Policy – Hilarious
NEW COMPANY POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, […]
Short Corny Jokes
* An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" **Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???" The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!" **An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why? He didn't want to talk to her!!! **A man […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she […]
Miser famly – Using Coffin – Joke
An old lady died in USA, where she was staying with her daughter. Daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to her home country. On top of the coffin was a letter which said:- Dear Brother, I am sending Mom’s body to Bangladesh, as it was her wish to be buried in […]
Boat or House
Amazing!!! A famous French shipbuilder ship company and one of Monaco joined hands together to build this yacht with enormous dimensions: the WHY 58×38. (58meter long and 38 meter wide) After the first pictures of this project. The yacht, an area of 3400 m2 with seating for 12 passengers and 20 crew. This is a […]
Essay from a Child – Emotional Story
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about, parents, son, time what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: What happened? She […]
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF A WOMEN.
Chemical analysis of a Women Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man! Element: Woman Symbol: WO+ Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up. […]
A Small Sweet Story…
A Small Story… A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful […]
Get Yourself A Train Too
photo credit: Fabio Penna A Sheikh’s son goes to London for his Masters. A month later, he sends a letter to his parents saying: “London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold BMW when all my professors travel by train.” […]