#1 A 70 year old lady had a baby. All her friends came to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they asked to see the baby, the 70 year old mother said “not yet.” A little later they asked to see the baby again. Again the mother said “not yet.” Finally […]
#1 Doctor and Engineer Joke Two friends (one was Doctor and the other Engineer) entered a chocolate store. Upon seeing that the people in the store were busy, the Doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Doctor said to Engineer: “Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no […]
Son: Dad, l got selected for the role of ‘Husband’ in a play ! Dad: Idiot ! Ask your teacher for a role which has dialogues. ——————————————– Engineer Jokes Teacher: What is the difference between mechanical Engineers and civil engineers ? Student: Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets Three Engineers were riding in […]
There lived a Carpenter in a small village, he used to earn his living by doing small carpentry work here and there, but was well-known in the entire village for his neat and fine work. One day he thought if he worked for the Civil Engineer, who was building several houses in the village, he […]
