Managers A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess. A Young Employee comes along and […]
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New Company Policy – Hilarious
NEW COMPANY POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, […]
Salary Increment Letter – Very Funny
An employee sends a letter to his boss requesting for an increase in his salary in the following way Dear Bo$$, In thi $ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. […]
Who should Speak first?
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie (Jinn) appears. The genie says, “Normally, I grant three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish […]
Positive Outlook !!!
How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as “Boss”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…. Feel better? […]