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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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5 Million Dollars

A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Gangster goes to […]

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Lawyers & the Bank Robbery

2 Attorneys “You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent. “And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.” —————————————- Lawyers & the Bank Robbery (more…)

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Attorney/Lawyer Jokes – Very Very Funny

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?                                                                                                                            WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was […]

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Lovely Lawyer Jokes

A group of gangsters burst into the conference room at a famous Hotel where the city lawyers were holding their Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The gang leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour. ——————————————————————— Two lawyers went into a diner […]

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Lawyer and his Wife

A lawyer finally saved enough money to buy his dream car: a brand new Ferrari. The next day he decided to put the new machine to test on the freeway. He steps in the gas and the car rapidly reaches 120mph. He notices a Highway Patrol cruiser behind him with lights flashing and the siren […]

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Funny Lawyers

A bus load of lawyer were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the lawyer. A […]

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