My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. […]
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Remembering the Olden days – Short Joke
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it “yesterday once more”. They decided to meet on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed […]
Must have field Knowledge – Joke Very funny
There was a family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little ‘tea set’ as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the […]
Husband and Wife Joke – Very Funny
*Break Into the House* A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my […]
The deaf and teacher Joke – Funny
*Teacher Joke* "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate […]
Wedding Joke
Wedding Joke Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then […]
Short Jokes – Must see
" Laughter is an instant vacation"–Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday *************** Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. […]
Hotel Jokes – Short and sweet
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. *************** Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either. *************** Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave! […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she […]
Q and A Jokes
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST […]