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What is the Secret of a Successful Marriage?

Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on […]

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Funny Definitions

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master […]

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How fuuny English language

$$$$ HOW FUNNY ENGLISH LANGUAGE $$$$ There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand […]

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Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny

Number One Idiot in 2011 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. […]

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Cunning Woman – Nice Joke

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The […]

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Look at the Other Side – Short Story

A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.  […]

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Box of Cookies – How to make Friends!

A small boy at summer camp received a large package of cookies in the mail from his mother. He ate a few, then placed the remainder under his bed. The next day, after lunch, he went to his tent to get a cookie. The box was gone. That afternoon a camp counselor, who had been […]

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The Praying Hands – True Brotherhood

Back in the fifteenth century, in a tiny village near Nuremberg, lived a family with eighteen children. Eighteen! In order merely to keep food on the table for this mob, the father and head of the household, a goldsmith by profession, worked almost eighteen hours a day at his trade and any other paying chore […]

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