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The Story of the Pencil

A boy was watching his grandmother write a letter , at one point he asked: ‘Are you writing a story about what we’ve done or is it a story about me?’ His grandmother stopped writing her letter and said to her grandson: ‘I am writing about you actually, but more important than the words is […]

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New Operating System of car – Funny Joke

Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car […]

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Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot) ———————————- Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR ———————————- Manager asked idiot at […]

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other […]

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Its called Mindset

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for […]

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Life without Email or Internet!!

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man […]

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Why some people have all the Luck?

Why Some People Have All the Luck —By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire, author of The Luck Factor I set out to examine luck, 10 years ago. Why are some people always in the right place at the right time, while others consistently experience ill fortune? I placed advertisements in national newspapers asking for […]

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Cool Jokes!

1.An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift? The old man replied, No need I live on the ground floor. 2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came […]

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