I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. If I save time, when do I get it back? Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway. The statement below is true. The […]
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The Emergency
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call hurriedly, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:“Why did you take all […]
Impossible Is Nothing!!
Tricky Questions – Can You Answer?
1. A time when they are green a time when they are brown. But both of these times cause me to frown. But just in between for a very short while they are perfect and yellow and cause me to smile! What am I talking about here? ——————————— 2. I never was, am always to […]
One Liners – Funny Quotes
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Behind every successful man […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband on Death From his death bed, the husband told to his wife and said, “One month after I die, I want you to marry Jack.” “Jack! But he is your enemy!” “Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.” ——————————————- The Wedding ring (more…)
Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy
Q: What is the difference between a man who is buying a lottery ticket and a man who is arguing with his wife? A: Lottery ticket buyer has still some chances to win!! ——————— Engineer: Please drag folder to the right of the screen.. Funny client: Sir, your right or mine? ——————— Grandson: What is […]
World’s Best Joke – Winner
Two Hunters This is worlds best joke according to Wikipedia Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He says, “I think My friend is dead! What can […]
Is It The End of The Syrian President?
When Things Didn’t Work My Way! – True Story
My mom always told me that everything happens with the Will of God and one should never leave hope, cause HE is the best planner and HE will reveal it on the best times. These are the words which I have been hearing since I was a child but never experienced it till recently. Today […]