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Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny

Number One Idiot in 2011 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. […]

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Cunning Woman – Nice Joke

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The […]

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New Operating System of car – Funny Joke

Bill’s company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?” Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car […]

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Short Jokes by Idiot – Very Funny

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot) ———————————- Interviewer: what is your birth date? idiot: 13th October Which year? idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR ———————————- Manager asked idiot at […]

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other […]

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Life without Email or Internet!!

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man […]

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Cool Jokes!

1.An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift? The old man replied, No need I live on the ground floor. 2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came […]

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