A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if […]
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone […]
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by […]
Hasan and husan were twins.Hasan was very clever meanwhile Husan was not. One day it was time for them to have an examination. First came Hasan……… Teacher: Good morning . Hasan: Good morning Teacher. Teacher: What is your name? Hasan:Hasan teacher. Teacher: I will ask you oral questions and you will answer. Understood? Hasan: Yes […]
एक बार एक फोरेनर ने जैन से पुछा की तुम नॉन वेज क्यू नही खाते ..????शानदार जवाब हमेशा के लिए …हमारा पेट कोई श्मसान नहीं है जो इसमें मरे हुए को जगह दे ।।।।JAI JINENDRA. JAI HIND. JIO OR JINE DO. WITH SMILING FACE.
Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman. The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is […]
Did You Know?! A woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a Man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same ! A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale. Women always […]
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]
#1 Playing of the Roof A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat and also to be in touch with her mom. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: […]
