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Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]

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Don’t copy if u can’t paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by […]

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Hasan and Husan

Hasan and husan were twins.Hasan was very clever meanwhile Husan was not. One day it was time for them to have an examination. First came Hasan……… Teacher: Good morning . Hasan: Good morning Teacher. Teacher: What is your name? Hasan:Hasan teacher. Teacher: I will ask you oral questions and you will answer. Understood? Hasan: Yes […]

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Hindi joke

एक बार एक फोरेनर ने जैन से पुछा की तुम नॉन वेज क्यू नही खाते ..????शानदार जवाब हमेशा के लिए …हमारा पेट कोई श्मसान नहीं है जो इसमें मरे हुए को जगह दे ।।।।JAI JINENDRA. JAI HIND. JIO OR JINE DO. WITH SMILING FACE.

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Chinese & English - Hilarious Conversation

Chinese & English – Hilarious Conversation

Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman.  The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is […]

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Demise of English Language !

Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]

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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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