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American Dilemma – Funny

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and […]

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10 most Stupid Questions – Funny Answers

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, […]

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Why Observation is so Important!!

 1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY, e.g. He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth & on […]

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Ultimate Interview

      OFFICER—– ——— –WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?       CANDIDATE— ——— —–M P. SIR       OFFICER—– ——— –TELL ME PROPERLY       CANDIDATE— ——— —MOHAN PAL SIR       OFFICER—– ——— YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?       CANDIDATE— ——— —-M P. SIR       OFFICER—– […]

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5 Riyals

Little Ahmed was crying one day, and his mom asked him why? ‘I’ve lost five riyals,’ sobbed Ahmed. ‘Don’t worry,’ said his mom kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’ At this Ahmed howled louder than ever. ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his mom. ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost ten riyals!’ (more…)

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2 Hilarious Jokes To Make Your Day !

#1 Painting The Porch ! Dumbo comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and knocks gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the Dumbo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have […]

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Very Funny Technology Jokes – Enjoy !!!

Life Before Computers Memory was something that you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A hard drive was a long trip on the road ************** I finally […]

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Table Manners – Sameer Jokes

Table Manners – Sameer Jokes One day, Faisal and Sameer went to a hotel for lunch. As soon as the waiteress placed a large sandwich cut into two, Sameer quickly picked out the bigger half for himself. Faisal wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Sameer: “If you had […]

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