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Money isn’t everything!

Money can buy a House…………But not a Home Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this […]

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Second Best Joke – Winner – Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: […]

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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? How many times have you committed suicide? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but […]

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Do you know Kevin Johnny?

At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack: oh! Tom: For example, do you know who is Thomas Edison? Jack: No Tom: He’s the inventor of the light bulb; if you take evening classes you would know […]

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Very Funny & True Definitions

Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters… Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life So that you can die rich. Father A banker provided by nature. Criminal A person no different from the rest ….except […]

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The Difficult Interview Question

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you 5 easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!” The candidate thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.” “Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Egg or the […]

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5 Million Dollars

A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Gangster goes to […]

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Beggar of the Day

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50 “Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.” A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5. “What’s going on now?” […]

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Funeral for a Fish

Little Irfan was in the garden filling a hole with mud when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Irfan?” “My pet fish died,” replied Irfan tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor said, […]

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American Dilemma – Funny

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and […]

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