A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away. The butcher run’s after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer. He goes to the […]
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Husband & Wife – Emotional Story
A Wife and Husband were speeding over 100 kmph on a motorcycle Wife: Slow down. I am scared. Husband: No this is fun. Wife: No its not. Please, its too scary! Husband: Then tell me you love me. Wife: Fine, I love you. Slow down! (more…)
The Ideal Son – Great Joke
Ali: I have the Ideal son. Basit: Does he smoke? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: Does he drink ? (more…)
How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’ ————————————- Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.
Pharmacist & Lady – Short Jokes
Lady & Pharmacist Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?” Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.” ———————————————————- Psychiatric Patients In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m King, so the […]
Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts – Joke
Doctor & Patient A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I […]
Mental Hospital
Javid and Zaki were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Javid suddenly jumped into the swimming pool and stayed there in the bottom. Zaki promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Javid out. The Medical […]
Did I Read The Sign Right? – Very Funny
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR […]
A Short Inspirational Story
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, “I wanted to buy a red […]
Words Women Use – Interesting
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around […]