The Frogs A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, ‘There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs – […]
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Benefits of LEMON
Benefits of LEMON Lemon is one of those super foods with a myriad health and cosmetic benefits. There are a few persons for whom it is an allergen, so make sure you are not allergic to this natural product, before you start enjoying the many benefits. 1. Lemon being a citrus fruit , fights […]
The Banana Test
Four different animals find themselves under a really big, tall palm tree: a lion, a monkey, a giraffe, a squirrel. They decide to have a contest to find out who is the quickest to pick the banana at the top of the tree. Which animal do you think gets to the banana first? Attention: Your […]
Philosophy made Simple
The following is a philosophy that makes lot of sense. You don’t have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you’ll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Mr.Olympia […]
If Christopher Columbus was married … – Hilarious
If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because, His wife would had asked him the following questions: * Where are you going? * With whom? * Why? * How are you going? * To discover what? * Why you? * What do I do, […]
What is the Secret of a Successful Marriage?
Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on […]
Funny Definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master […]
How fuuny English language
$$$$ HOW FUNNY ENGLISH LANGUAGE $$$$ There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand […]
The 3 faces of fooling
Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny
Number One Idiot in 2011 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. […]