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A Nice Story – Father and Son

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. […]

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Chemical analysis of a Women Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man! Element: Woman Symbol: WO+ Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up. […]

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What a Tragedy, HEARTFELT

One man got a child 1 year later – man asked the child-what to gift you? child said ping pong ball 2’nd b’day- Father- what gift you want? Son – ping pong ball  3rd b’day Father- what gift you want? Son – ping pong ball  4th bday   Father- what gift you want?   Son […]

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Financial planning- Man or Woman who is better?

Omer was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.   When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.   One evening, at an investment meeting, […]

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The Letter to God – Very Nice

There was a man who  worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had  illegible addresses.  One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky  handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it  to see what it was about. The Letter read: Dear God, […]

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A Small Sweet Story…

A Small Story… A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful […]

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Interesting Definitions

 School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.  Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.  Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.  Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.  Lecture: An art of transferring information from the […]

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The Bath Tub Test….

During a visit to the mental hospital, the press reporter asked the Director ‘How do You determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the Hospital.’ ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we give a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the Bathtub.’ […]

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