Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]
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25 years ago……How it changed everything
25 years ago…… .. Times surely have changed A program was … a television show An application was .. for employment Windows were….. something u hated to clean A cusor … used profanity A keyboard was …a piano Memory was….. something u lost with age A CD was… a bank account If u unzipped […]
Positive Outlook !!!
How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as “Boss”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…. Feel better? […]
Who is the Auditor? – Funny Story
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If […]
How to get work done without touching – Nice Small story
An old man lived alone in small village in India . He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man sent a telegram to his son and mentioned his situation. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad […]
Where to Tap Knowledge – Very nice
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools […]
Boat or House
Amazing!!! A famous French shipbuilder ship company and one of Monaco joined hands together to build this yacht with enormous dimensions: the WHY 58×38. (58meter long and 38 meter wide) After the first pictures of this project. The yacht, an area of 3400 m2 with seating for 12 passengers and 20 crew. This is a […]
Burned Biscuits – Acceptance
Burnt Biscuit When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely […]
Essay from a Child – Emotional Story
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about, parents, son, time what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her: What happened? She […]
A Nice Story – Father and Son
One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. […]